This card was designed to be printed and mailed out in the classic card
tradition, but that wound up not happening. The front is black and white
to save on printing costs and the inside is color. I know that I could
have re-colored the front, but I would rather you see it in its original form.
In an effort to preserve the way in which the card was meant to be read, I'm
making you click a few links to get to the inside.